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howtoactfereldan) wrote2016-12-19 07:18 pm
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Cullen's good (or horrific) deed for the year is suggesting that Dorian Pavus take on Kieran.
"He cheats," Cullen warns Kieran. He's leaning against one of the support poles of the gazebo, arms folded, smirking a little.
"I do no such thing," Dorian protests, outraged. "I can't very well make pieces vanish up my sleeve." He spreads his palms like a showman, indicating his customary lack of sleeves.
Kieran tilts his head. "That doesn't preclude other sleight-of-hand."
"Precisely," Cullen tells him, grinning. "The challenge lies in catching him, and figuring out how."
Beat.
"It certainly doesn't lie in defeating him."
"Don't you have an appointment to skin an even uglier animal to make that thing you wear far more hideous?" Dorian demands. "If that's even possible."
"He cheats," Cullen warns Kieran. He's leaning against one of the support poles of the gazebo, arms folded, smirking a little.
"I do no such thing," Dorian protests, outraged. "I can't very well make pieces vanish up my sleeve." He spreads his palms like a showman, indicating his customary lack of sleeves.
Kieran tilts his head. "That doesn't preclude other sleight-of-hand."
"Precisely," Cullen tells him, grinning. "The challenge lies in catching him, and figuring out how."
Beat.
"It certainly doesn't lie in defeating him."
"Don't you have an appointment to skin an even uglier animal to make that thing you wear far more hideous?" Dorian demands. "If that's even possible."

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(Look: Alistair likes the coat. He respects the coat. But he can also respect a good burn when he hears it.)
Having briefly departed to the kitchen, he's back with a small sack of apples. Alistair unearths one to place at Kieran's elbow. "Fortifications for the battle," he says with a quick smile, then fishes out another. "Cullen, want one?"
He holds up the apple, wiggling it from side to side to indicate.
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"With all the complaining you do about being cold," he tells Dorian, "I can only conclude that you're very jealous. Would you like sleeves? I'm sure we could find you some."
"And deny the good people of the Inquisition this physique?" There's a glint in Dorian's eye. "My dear Commander, you are too cruel for words."
Cullen snorts. "Do me a favor, Kieran, and mop the floor with him."
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Then, mouth half-full, he makes the most devastatingly noncommittal noise he can, and shrugs.
(Cullen's arms are better.)
Kieran smiles up at Cullen, briefly, before nudging out one of his pawns.
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Dorian catches it, too, gaze flicking back and forth between them with amusement. But Dorian also has a sense of decorum: he refrains from comment. Instead he turns his attention to the board, saying lightly, "Ah, so it's begun. If you two troglodytes will pardon us?"
Cullen ignores Dorian in favor of nodding encouragement at Kieran, and taking a bite of his apple.
(And, just for a moment, leaning his shoulder against Alistair.)
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To Dorian, cheerful: "Sorry, were we distracting you from your efforts to sneak an extra cleric or five on the board?"
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"Let me say it more clearly, then: go away, or all the curses in my native tongue that I'm about to impart to our young friend here will be aimed in your direction."
Cullen takes another bite of his apple. After swallowing: "We'll go if you promise to teach us too."
Dorian tsks. "Resorting to extortion, are we? Fine. You have a deal."
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He probably should be slightly more concerned about Dorian teaching his son how to swear in Tevene, but hey, Morrigan's the one who enacts the discipline, not him. And if the little Tevene Alistair knows is any indication, it's a fantastic language for cursing.
"Kieran, good luck." He pats Kieran on the shoulder; nods to Dorian. Serene: "Dorian, the opposite of luck. Both of you enjoy your day."
He saunters out of the gazebo, munching his apple.
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"They'll get along well, I think."
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(He's quite content to pace about the garden. Has all the makings of a good day.)
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Beat.
"Has anyone knit Dorian a set of arm warmers? Can we find a pair and gift them anonymously? Solely out of the goodness of our hearts, of course."
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He polishes off the rest of his apple.
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"When's that, then?"
They're talking about it -- but Cullen tries not to be the one to bring it up too often.
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Then, giving him a small, sweet smile: "I'll miss you, is all."
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Discreetly, he catches Cullen's free hand and gives it a brief squeeze. "Fortunately for both of us," he says, "I won't be gone long. And I may not even come back too terribly bruised."
(He actually sounds fairly hopeful on the last, rather than dryly resigned.)
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"You think?"
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Whether that's due to a spate of good days, or Alistair finally -- finally -- getting the hang of fighting like a proper berserker, he's not quite sure. But the line's been holding steady. It doesn't take as much effort to either stay at its cusp or fall back. And if a bad day shows up later...well, that'll give him a chance to try the other techniques Bull's suggested.
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Cullen -- worries. Like it's his job. (It is, generally speaking.) But he's been worried about Alistair since not just Adamant, but since Alistair brought the intelligence about the Calling to the Inquisition.
Alistair could use a win. Cullen could use Alistair getting a win.
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He's grinning.
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