"I would've done it earlier if I'd remembered!" He scowls. Those rolls smell really, really good, damn it. "And you could've stayed in bed while I fetched breakfast for you. I offered. Just think, you could be in bed right now, warm, comfortable, and moments away from sausage rolls."

Beat.

"...You're going to say 'but I have sausage rolls now,' aren't you."

His Cullen impression is pretty uncanny.